Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
I’m so cute why am I not dating anyone
don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.